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[22 Jun 2007|12:34am] fuck it. fuck you. fuck this. 3 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

[10 Apr 2007|11:31pm] can someone hold my hand for the next month and a half or get me an awesome job in nyc? that would be fine 1 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

[11 Mar 2007|02:27pm] sean moved to japan today. a part of me is gone forever. i cant stop crying. cant stop thinking was today the last time im gonna see him. i spent the best 2 years of my life with him, i wish i could spend forever with him. do i hear some laughter?

[17 Dec 2006|01:42pm] i really really really love audra! like a lot. 1 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

[04 Dec 2006|02:27am] im so fucked... ... and not the good kind :( 1 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

[30 Oct 2006|05:26am] dear underarms- hi. i know this is kind of an awkward way to speak to you but there have been some issues and i really need to get them off my chest (the area that is kinda below you, that sticks out a great deal- the things that buy me drinks). so first let me just say that i have appreciated you and everything you have done for me the last 21 years. I do apologize for any mishaps with shaving, it was either really early or i was really hung over, i didnt mean to harm you directly. i dont know because of this you have been lashing out at me- but we really need to talk about the sweating. its fucking october, and below zero in my room- why are you actling like i ran a 5k? i know we have had beef before, i used to wear an extra shirt to try and choke you, but you always won. as of late you have seemed to mature, so whats the dilly oh? please, lets be friends again and pretend we are in a comfy climate and not the desert.. thanks love, emilie do i hear some laughter?

[16 Oct 2006|05:07am] stay in school another semester.... OR a- work at hooters b- become an airline flight attendant and travel the world c- sell all my shit and become a nun (that really not gonna happen.. i just wanted an option c) ps- i got the internship at UCB 4 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

[14 Sep 2006|02:04pm] please everyone.. pray for me. if you dont believe in god. pray to what ever higher being you so choose- for me. if you dont believe in an higher being... cross your fingers- for me if you dont have any fingers to cross... aviod cracks in the sidewalks because they break your mothers back.. but wear your lucky socks-for me if you believe in lucky socks... grab that jar of change sitting on your desk, the one thats mostly filled with pennies, run-dont walk-to the nearest fountain and make as many wishes in my favor- for me im applying to be an intern at the UCB theatre in NYC pray for me pray that my cover letter is professional and funny pray that my resume emphasizes my accomplishments pray that they take one look and say, "we have to have her" get down on those knees and pray till your eyes bleed pray till jesus says "in the name of ME AND MY DAD, SHUT UP!" PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY thank you 3 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

[17 Jul 2006|08:59pm] superman.. try superHUNK!   i have a new ultimate celeb crush... superman is now my favorite superhero ever... who i would love to fuck the shit out of. 1 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

[05 Jul 2006|01:00am] remember when the fourth was fun? ..hot dogs ...fireworks ....back yard BBQ's with friends and fam .....watermelon so sweet and juicey- no matter how you tried it was all over your face. ahh the good ole days. wanna know what i did today? ..watched "the hills" ...went to shoprite and got slim fast powder, special k and applesauce ....pissed and moaned about verizon not being open to fix my phone that yet again has broken on me .....changed bernard's water ......celebrated my one year at My hero.. by working an 8 hour shift no fireworks no hot dogs no boones BBQ i couldnt even call my mommy fuckin fourth 3 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

[21 Jun 2006|01:19am] You Passed 8th Grade Math Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Math? HOLY SHIT! seven out of ten!! not gonna lie.. my brain fucking hurts like hell!! i feel like a .. a... really smart dude! 2 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

fuckin jessica simpson and her perfect body [20 Jun 2006|03:01pm] no matter how hard i try..... i cant get my beer belly to go away. i do 300 crunches every night, fuckin pilates every day, im on the special k diet. the only thing thats shrinking are my melons, my big glorious boobies (the source of my tips!!!) i know the solution is to stop drinking beer...or go to the gym. but both kinda sound unrealistic to me. i should just go to the gym. ahhhh 6 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

i shoulda been an english major [13 Jun 2006|02:45am] so whats new with me you ask? here it is in in hakiu (sp? i dont care) form: so i have moved above hoffmans, its great fun i am gonna get fat i got a big room lots of space for my shit, yup i have too much shit sean has graduated i dont know our future yet i love him so much work at my hero six fucking days a week-yeah full time sucks rat balls i am twenty one beer belly is what i have now damn pilates hurt california bound 2 weeks of fun and sun-yeah too bad its with fam you should visit me this summer i am lonley my fish is bernard thats about it 11 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

[13 Apr 2006|11:20pm] back home in springfield till monday-ish... so if you live in the area, call me. thats about it. no real update, unless you want to know i havent shaved my pits in a few days. 1 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

its my LIIIFEEEE, its now or never... [27 Mar 2006|11:18pm] [ mood | crappy ] [ music | fuck you music ] here is whats hoppin in EMZ WORLD: 1- my computer is still and will always be forever broken. it has asthma, it catches internet STD's and now my charger is stuck in my computer and wont turn on. so i saught (sought?) help and one of the geeks from his squad told me i needed it fixed fast- but he couldnt do it. he did do a quick repair job and gave me the number to a place that would maybe fix my vaio. 2- sean is moving to florida in june- forever. it goes like this. my birthday, finals, graduation, his birthday, moving out of houses, he goes to alaska with fam, moves to florida with brother to start custom paint shop, emilie is alone and "single". well i will be atleast old enough to go to bars and drink my sorrows. 3- 24 days till im 21. it will be a HUGE BLAST. if you live in the paltz be there. if you dont- get here. all i can say is girl pyramid in the bar. 4- my tv broke. brand new (since july) just turned off while i was watching "what not to wear" (fuck you its a good show). then our hbo on demand broke. im like king midas.. but everything i touch fucking breaks... but not penis'... all i wanna do is watch my show big love and fall asleep to people with bad fashion trying to get made glamourous... 5- summer, anyone have a awesome PR internship i could have? i dont know what im doing this summer. should i go home and work and try and get an internship or stay here and make ass no cash at my hero? 6- im pulling an all nighter tonight. i havent done that since my birthday freshman year.i dont know if i have it in me- i feel so old now. what changed from like 2 years ago? well then i was single and didnt have an awesome boyfriend to hold me all night, i cared about school then.. i had bigger boobs.... i feel like grandma now. shit. im old and borning and lost my crazy college life edge. 7- send me love loves ta for now mark your books APRIL 21.. its a friday.. fucking be there or be square 4 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

oh the times.. have they changed? [07 Feb 2006|03:45pm] how did this... .................grow into this? 5 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

night one of sleeping on couch, horrible [23 Dec 2005|06:45pm] springfield bitches! im home for a week, i must see everyone whom i love. call me do i hear some laughter?

[12 Dec 2005|11:36pm] finals. how i love thee....... yep....     2 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

holy (ive got to) shit [14 Nov 2005|12:15pm] dear construction men outside my house now- i would like to comend you on your hardwork fixing the our road, it needed a good pave. but- i would like to curse you out for turning off my water. i have a serious dump brewin in my tummy and have timid bowels preventing me from pooping in public. all i can say is what the fuck, you fucking assholes, let me poop. thank you. emilie ps. youre orange vets with the reflector stuff, are ugly and you look stupid. 9 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

[10 Sep 2005|10:19pm] im not dead... just incase you cared. ive worked at my hero everyday since tues. i need a nap 1 gigglefitgigglefits | do i hear some laughter?

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